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I've
never seen the inside of a police cell before....I mean I have
seen them on the television. My wife and I make a point of watching
all the British crime dramas. We don't like the American ones. Too
much blood and violence. Too many gore soaked victims flying
backwards while a detective or gangster grins wickedly over the
sights of a 45 Magnum. In British shows most of the bodies are either
lying quietly on the ground in a carefully arranged pool of blood or
slouched in an armchair with red spotted necks suggesting some kind
of gentle strangulation. When the miscreants are finally incarcerated
they are bustled into white tiled cells with only a camp bed, sink
and toilet for company. What I have never realised is that these
sterile bathroom like chambers smell. I've never thought of it before
but I suppose if you put enough drunks and delinquents into a small
room night after night they are bound to leave their mark after a while.
I
still can't believe I'm here with the sad, bad and outcasts of
society. I'm a teacher, a professional with fifteen years under my
belt. I'm sober, hard working, CRB vetted, spotless. But here I am in
this smelly police cell waiting for a duty solicitor to explain what
the criminal justice system is going to do to me next. I've already
suffered the first humiliation. A police car with flashing blue
lights outside my house and boys in blue hammering on our front door.
We had just sat down to tea and my wife answered the door because I
was still enjoying a mouthful of her excellent flan. I heard a voice
asking if he could come in and seconds later a blue uniformed officer
appeared in the kitchen doorway. "Are you Timothy William
Allington?" he asked. Mouth still full I gave him a slow nod,
stunned by this sudden intrusion. He then began to intone the
standard phrases we had heard so many times before in fictional
dramas, warning me about not having to say anything which might be
used against me in court. Then he added the words which made my blood
run cold and my wife slump wide eyed against the door
jam....."You are under arrest on suspicion of statutory
rape...." and went on to detail the date, time and location
where I was alleged to have had sex with one of my students.
I
recognised the name. A physically precocious fourteen year old who
liked to sit in the front row of the class, crossing and uncrossing
her mini-skirted legs. Her blouse always two buttons short of
decency, creating a hormone tsunami for every teenage boy in the
school. But what set her apart was that she only went for older men.
Rumours of male staff succumbing to her charms abounded but I never
saw any direct evidence myself. And after so many years of teaching
this age group I had seen it all. Boys trying to mark out their
territory by bullying the staff, and moon eyed girls with crushes on
teacher dreamily chewing pencils in class. But this young lady just
wouldn't give up. When a week of the front row treatment didn't work
she tried the "Excuse me sir I have a problem. Do you think you
could give me a hand?" gambit. Proffering a scrappy piece of
coursework she would lean over my desk, thrusting her loosely
buttoned top into my eye line. But I always kept my gaze averted
which frustrated her plans and disappointed her cronies in the
corridor. No doubt camera phones were poised to record the precise
moment when 'Sir' gave way to the onslaught, but I never did.
I
never touched that girl. I've never touched any of the girls in my
charge. Teachers are in a privileged profession, a position of trust
and I have always respected that. So it took me a while to work out
why this girl had brought this dreadful accusation. Then somewhere
between signing the charge sheet and being led to this cell I
realised what had happened. Last week after school, while I was alone
in my form room marking assignments she came at me with all guns
blazing. She grabbed the back of my chair, spun me round, sat herself
face to face on my lap, and began covering my neck with kisses. In
spite of my shock I managed to grip her arms and push her backwards
onto the floor. Then I let loose with how ashamed she should be,
behaving like a cheap adolescent harlot. A silly little girl barely
out of nappies. She scrambled to her feet, crimson with anger and
embarassment, and strode out of the room to the jeers and taunts of
her waiting friends. She had probably boasted that they were in for a
treat but instead she had been thoroughly humiliated by 'Sir'.
That
had to be it.....I can't think it would be anything
else.....And if that's all there is then surely I'll be out of
here tonight and sent home to comfort my wife. Of course it will be
awkward for the first few days back at school, but I have a good
headmaster, I'm sure he will support me. I noticed a few reporters
outside our house when I was led out to the police car in handcuffs.
I wonder who tipped them off? Surely nobody will believe what the
tabloids publish about me tomorrow. All rumour, innuendo and
gossip. I've dedicated my life to the teaching profession.....my
record is spotless......silly young girl.... they won't believe
her over me.....will they?..... I'll be okay.....Yes, I'll
be fine.....won't I? |